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Have you ever wondered who would win in a fight between Vampires and Aliens? Or what would happen if a group of aliens and vampires had to team up against a master race of aliens? Well, if you have then this darkly comedic fantasy is for yo… more

When a desperate car dealer advertises a competition with a simple premise — that each contestant must keep one hand on a car at all times, and the last one standing will drive away the owner of a new Land Rover — he sets in motion a chai… more

2013 Edit!!! Now Professionally Proofread, Re-edited and Re-born!!!!RE-EDITED AND RE-RELEASED!!!The Oddball Express, the surreal, strange and warped new novel from award winning anarchist writer D G Jones is now available in its screaming u… more

In this black comic opera, Frankie Doyle lives with performance-artist Monique in a trailer parked behind a city pub. As a form of self-defence he tends to laugh at himself a lot. He and Monique eke a precarious living from Monique’s biza… more

Eloise Manfred just sold her soul to the wedding devil. In exchange for a free $100,000 dream wedding, she’ll be featured in a trendy magazine as “Today’s Modern Bride.” So what if the advertisers dictate what she wears, eats and registers … more

Ejaculating from one of the most unique minds in the twenty first century comes Dave Malarkey, an all new mini collection of short stories by award winning author D G Jones, aka The Flayed Prince. For those who have never tasted Dave-ism (a… more

Chatty Belle, the World’s Largest Talking Cow. The Mendota Monster. Apostles on Parade. The UFO Capital of the World. Romeo, the clown-stomping elephant. Car-washing octopi. Other travel guides suggest the same old scenic driving tours, ho… more

Grin is a budding young pianist with a scientific curiosity that runs in the family. His father, a scientist, is under pressure at work since his boss Professor Musselmann went missing under mysterious circumstances. Meanwhile Grin is given… more

When fighting for love, get a warlord on your side. . .   A London librarian is losing her job, her man and, possibly even her mind. Enrolling in an evening class, “Mending Marriage or Decent Divorce,” Jane ends up by mistake with some oddb… more