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An Uneducated View of Sex, F... - Derek Haines

An Uneducated View of Sex, F...Derek Haines

Who is Derek Haines? What is the meaning of life? Where do I fit in the scheme of things?What is it about 42?How do you cook tripe?If you are looking for answers to the above questions, this is probably not the place to look. This book cove… more

An Uneducated View of Sex, Food and Politics
Derek Haines
CreateSpace , English
The Vandal - Derek Haines

The VandalDerek Haines

Who Is The Vandal?Many, many moons ago, a young man had dreams of becoming a rock guitar mega star and indulging wantingly in a sex, drugs and rock ‘n roll lifestyle. However, no amount of practice, no amount of digital dexterity and no amo… more

The Vandal
Derek Haines
Derek Haines , English
On Self Publishing - Derek Haines

On Self PublishingDerek Haines

This book is a selection of memories, experiences and advice written by author, Derek Haines, over a period of five years, as he came to grips with self-publishing, print-on-demand, ebooks, Kindles, iPads, social media, technology and insta… more

On Self Publishing
Derek Haines
Derek Haines , English
Septimity - The Blood Brothe... - Derek Haines

Septimity - The Blood Brothe...Derek Haines

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Long after HAL and February The Fifth, the Gregorian Royal Family gene pool has degenerated so badly that the next Supreme Potentate of Gloth is destined to be be a boy idiot, whose father died racing him to the Palace garden. His father wo… more

Septimity - The Blood Brotherhood (The Glothic Tales Book 3)
Derek Haines
The Adventures of HAL (The G... - Derek Haines

The Adventures of HAL (The G...Derek Haines

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Millions of years before February The Fifth, Gloth was making a nice little profit from the planet Erde, with the help of some cunning Popes and the very, very secret Camera Stellata, sometimes better known as the Star Chamber.

Being diso… more

The Adventures of HAL (The Glothic Tales Book 2)
Derek Haines
Createspace , English