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An Uneducated View of Sex, F... - Derek Haines
 

An Uneducated View of Sex, F...Derek Haines

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Who is Derek Haines? What is the meaning of life? Where do I fit in the scheme of things? What is it about 42? How do you cook tripe?

If you are looking for answers to the above questions, this is probably the place to look. This book co… more

An Uneducated View of Sex, Food and Politics
Derek Haines
Derek Haines , English
The Vandal - Derek Haines
 

The VandalDerek Haines

Who Is The Vandal?Many, many moons ago, a young man had dreams of becoming a rock guitar mega star and indulging wantingly in a sex, drugs and rock ‘n roll lifestyle. However, no amount of practice, no amount of digital dexterity and no amo… more

The Vandal
Derek Haines
Derek Haines , English
On Self Publishing - Derek Haines
 

On Self PublishingDerek Haines

This book is a selection of memories, experiences and advice written by author, Derek Haines, over a period of five years, as he came to grips with self-publishing, print-on-demand, ebooks, Kindles, iPads, social media, technology and insta… more

On Self Publishing
Derek Haines
Derek Haines , English
Septimity and The Blood Brot... - Derek Haines
 

Septimity and The Blood Brot...Derek Haines

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The last tale from Gloth

Derek Haines entertains his readers with his two most amazing traits. First is his sense of humor, and second is his strength of building his characters even if they look like lizards!”

Septimity - The Blood Bro… more

Septimity and The Blood Brotherhood: The Third Hilarious Glothic Tale (The Glothic Tales Book 3)
Derek Haines
Derek Haines , English
The Adventures of HAL (The G... - Derek Haines
 

The Adventures of HAL (The G...Derek Haines

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Millions of years before February The Fifth, Gloth was making a nice little profit from the planet Erde, with the help of some cunning Popes and the very, very secret Camera Stellata, sometimes better known as the Star Chamber.

Being diso… more

The Adventures of HAL (The Glothic Tales Book 2)
Derek Haines
Createspace , English