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Dorothy Gale discovers there’s no place like homecoming when she finds her heart torn between the one that got away and her best friend who’s looking for more. Also featuring: Alice In Wonderland, Snow White, Cupid, Tarzan, Frankenstein, Ap… more

The only thing Steve Walker hates more than lawyers, is politicians. But all that changes when flesh eating Zombies start devouring Washington DC like an all you can eat buffet. So now Steve has to escape his law firms mailroom and save t… more

This is the book Renaissance Fair attendees and DMV clerks don’t wantyou to read. Come see Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn drunker than you’veever seen them before.Tom and Huck’s couldn’t be more different. So when Huck drops abombshell on his old… more

This is the book Nudists, Vegas, and the Amish don’t want you to read.It’s rude, crude, and full of attitude. Hary never thought he’d wake up on a pool table beside a NudistBeauty Queen. But since he caught his long time girlfriend cheatin… more

The One That Got Away is a two novel Romance collection with a dash of Florida wackiness. Book One — Relationship InsanityAudrey’s college reunion takes a turn for the surreal when she goes from dumped to in hot demand when two men start v… more

Alice Johnson is just an everyday, ordinary twi hard on her way to avampire fiction convention. But soon she finds herself caught in alove triangle that will change her life forever.Twi Hard is a love letter to vampire fiction fans everywhe… more

Heavy necking. Shirtless hunks. Bad boys with fangs looking to warm your blood rather than suck it. Alice Johnson loves the vampires of fiction. It’s the real life vamps she was having trouble with. But when an impossibly hot new vamp falls… more

Dorothy Gale is fifteen years removed from Oz and the last of her friends to get married. But Dorothy’s long time boyfriend Peter is dragging his feet proposing. After a visit with Peter’s wacky divorced parents, Dorothy sees behind the cur… more

The last thing Huck and Tom want is an extreme Christmas, but theirAunt Polly lives for light displays that can be seen from space andenough plastic ornaments to recreate the North Pole on their frontlawn. Throw in Aunt Polly’s new taxiderm… more

Charley wasn’t about to let both his mother and girlfriend die on the same day. But when the rapture comes to the suburbs, it’s an all out war for survival. Also check out “Between Heaven & Hell”

Surly Starlets, Hot-Headed Hunks, and Demanding Divas. This isn’t apage ripped from the Tabloids, it’s just another day in Jon Timminseveryday life as a Waiter in the famous Hollywood Hills Hotel. Butduring Oscar Weekend, the misbehavior ma… more

Few families are as talent less and camera hogging as the Kardummians. From the sex tape that launched them to fame to their athlete bedding ways, the Kardummians were the first family of incessant whining. Follow these vapid vixens in thei… more

This set features all three Nova Roma shorts including:Nova RomaThe year is 2195. Earth has been incinerated and human beings have built up a new empire halfway across the universe. But Nova Roma has grown too large to be sustained. The int… more

Zombies Eat Wall StreetIt was a bloodbath on Wall Street, even before the Zombies started tearing Stock Brokers limb from limb. But what started as just a dip in the Dow turned into an all out massacre. Zombies Eat HollywoodWhen Zombies i… more

Sunshine State Of Insanity is an eight part parody collection with a dash of Florida wackiness. Relationship InsanityAudrey’s college reunion takes a turn for the surreal when she goes from dumped to in hot demand when two men start vying f… more

I’ve been a busboy, dishwasher, baker, barista, cashier, and pizza delivery driver. I’ve lived through the highs and lows of the restaurant business. I’ve cleaned up dead rats, watched cooks screw with people’s food, heard tales of walk in … more

When a zombie plague breaks, twenty-one year old Charley Johnson has to fight his way across country to save his vacationing girlfriend. But soon he finds out the surviving humans are just as dangerous as the zombies.

With his heart shattered, Simon doesn’t want to waste a single moment more loving the wrong woman. But finding the right woman for him proves to be a test of wills. Through speed dates, blind dates, and outright crazy dates, Simon navigates… more

In the near future, Hollywood will be overrun by celebrity vampires. A legion of wannabe’s will line up, eager to sell their souls for vampire super stardom. This is the story of one girl clinging to her faith, but finding out that in Hol… more

Warning: this fifteen part parody collection takes aim at sparkling vampires, bad boy billionaires, dystopian love triangles, hunky shirtless werewolves, S&M inspired kinkiness, and talentless reality stars. So get ready for a skewering l… more