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My Family and other Disasters - Lucy Mangan
 

My Family and other DisastersLucy Mangan

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Hi Dad.”Who’s calling, please?”It’s Lucy … Your daughter.”Ah, yes. Which one are you again? The one that reads or the one that shops?’For Lucy Mangan family life has never exactly been a bed of roses.With parents so parsimonious that … more

My Family and other Disasters
Lucy Mangan
Guardian Books , English
Memoirs of a 4 Year Old: pan... - Bill Scott
 

Memoirs of a 4 Year Old: pan...Bill Scott

Six-year-old Bill learns— Jesus was not swallowed by a whale— radioactive Jolly Ranchers won’t give you a super power— viscous bovine secretions are best left in the udder.

Memoirs of a 4 Year Old: pansy vs world
Bill Scott
English
If This Is Normal, I Don't W... - Marcella Long
 

If This Is Normal, I Don't W...Marcella Long

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Whoever said life was normal had no idea what my household is like. So much for the ho-hum life one would expect to have. Instead, life here is one big roller coaster ride. And I don’t like roller coasters. They’re full of ups and downs… more

If This Is Normal, I Don’t Want To See Crazy
Marcella Long
Marcella Long , English
Back In River Point - Richard Andresiak
 

Back In River PointRichard Andresiak

Maureen Olsen is at the top of her world at the age of twenty. She looks forward to earning her college degree, and marrying the man of her dreams, in the near future. Not without a lot of spunk, she has defied the family expectation that s… more

Back In River Point
Richard Andresiak
Oak Tree Press , English
They've Taken Me Hostage! Re... - Mike Kehoe
 

They've Taken Me Hostage! Re...Mike Kehoe

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Come experience, the joys, frustrations, and laughs (especially the laughts) of a stay-at-home dad who is desperately trying to stay one step ahead of his five-year old daughter and his four-year old son. Written in a diary format over a ye… more

They’ve Taken Me Hostage! Reflections of a Stay-at-Home Dad
Mike Kehoe
English
The Mom Comedies: Do Dragonf... - Lauren  Lauterwasser
 

The Mom Comedies: Do Dragonf...Lauren Lauterwasser

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Have you ever wondered whether your family’s daily chaos is normal? If you read The Mom Comedies, you will wonder no more. In these short, humor-packed stories, the reader is taken through all stages of the family malady otherwise known as … more

The Mom Comedies: Do Dragonflies Roar?
Lauren Lauterwasser
English
Bringing Up Kids The Dick Ch... - Dr. Anon Ymous
 

Bringing Up Kids The Dick Ch...Dr. Anon Ymous

How to Avoid Protest Fasting & Grand Juries When Obtaining Confessions, Compliance, and The Real Truth From Your Thankless, Rotten, Good-for-Nothing, Lazy, Resentful, Entitled Kids: Bringing Up Kids The Dick Cheney Way: “Enhanced Techniques… more

Bringing Up Kids The Dick Cheney Way: “Enhanced Techniques” for Effective Parenting
Dr. Anon Ymous
UNGOVERNABLE TRIBAL REGIONS PRESS , English
Home Sweet Homes:  How Bundt... - Diane Laney Fitzpatrick
 

Home Sweet Homes: How Bundt...Diane Laney Fitzpatrick

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Your toothbrush and deodorant are in a box marked Basement Storage, your great-grandmother’s heirloom china is in pieces, and you’re in your husband’s underwear, making Hamburger Helper in a Little Tykes plastic frying pan in the microwave…. more

Home Sweet Homes: How Bundt Cakes, Bubble Wrap, and My Accent Helped Me Survive Nine Moves
Diane Laney Fitzpatrick
CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform , English
On the Inside - Bobby Collins
 

On the InsideBobby Collins

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Bobby Collins, one of today’s best and funniest comedians, uses the catch phrase “On the Inside” to differentiate between what he really wanted to say and what he actually said. But here’s the real beauty: For more than 30 years, Bobby has … more

On the Inside
Bobby Collins
BookBaby , English
Stumbling Through the Tulips... - Daniel Paul  Martin
 

Stumbling Through the Tulips...Daniel Paul Martin

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In Stumbling Through the Tulips one father shepherds his brood through bureaucratic tangles and grocery-shopping misadventures with the universal cure-all: laughter. For globetrotting businessman Dan Martin, the next step on the corporate l… more

Stumbling Through the Tulips: An American Family in Holland
Daniel Paul Martin
English
I'm growing old why fight it - Jami  Masters
 

I'm growing old why fight itJami Masters

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This is a little tid-bits book about the humor of getting older as I am, and always remember to love yourself.

I’m growing old why fight it
Jami Masters
English
Slime and Punishment - Gil Gevins
 

Slime and PunishmentGil Gevins

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Slime and Punishment is a very funny novel. Well-written, fast-paced and highly entertaining, the story revolves around a midlife crisis of such grotesque and gargantuan proportions, it obliterates the psyches of everyone in its path. Our h… more

Slime and Punishment
Gil Gevins
Coatimundi Press , English
The Smartt View:  Life, Love... - Lisa Smartt
 

The Smartt View: Life, Love...Lisa Smartt

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I don’t brush my teeth at night. Sometimes I yell. I can’t reconcile the checkbook. Before company comes, I run through the house putting piles of stuff in garbage bags which will be “stored” in the guest bathtub until the company leaves. … more

The Smartt View: Life, Love, and Cluttered Closets
Lisa Smartt
English
Stop Driving Me Crazy and Snuggle - Mark Littleton
 

Stop Driving Me Crazy and SnuggleMark Littleton

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This is a humor book along the lines of Dave Barry and others. The stories, and they’re all stories from the author’s life, are all singular pictures of life in almost any decent marriage. You will find them humorous and sometimes serious, … more

Stop Driving Me Crazy and Snuggle
Mark Littleton
WInsun Communications , English
Muddle Your Way Through Fath... - Paul  Merrill
 

Muddle Your Way Through Fath...Paul Merrill

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This is the book dads across the world have been waiting for all their lives, whether they’re on the verge of parenthood, or already knee-deep in kids. They just didn’t know they were waiting.Letting you in on the inside secrets that the ‘r… more

Muddle Your Way Through Fatherhood: How to fool people into thinking you’re a competent dad
Paul Merrill
Thistle Publishing , English
Confessions of an Edgy Suburban Mom - Pam Grimes
 

Confessions of an Edgy Suburban MomPam Grimes

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“Grimes is like Erma Bombeck meets David Sedaris.”—John Callahan, author and nationally syndicated cartoonistColumnist Pam Grimes puts her off-kilter spin on marriage and children, while delving into the bizarre underbelly of suburbia. Her… more

Confessions of an Edgy Suburban Mom
Pam Grimes
Ned Books , English
Padman: A Dad's Guide to Buy... - Mark Elswick
 

Padman: A Dad's Guide to Buy...Mark Elswick

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In this collection of short essays based on personal experiences, Mark Elswick offers humorous episodes about being a man and father. Whether it’s his daughter sending him to the store to buy those…well, things that transforms him into “Pad… more

Padman: A Dad’s Guide to Buying…Those and Other Tales (Reflections of America Book 7)
Mark Elswick
Modern History Press , English
idlis to iPads: Tales of a lifetime - Nirmala Ramaswamy
 

idlis to iPads: Tales of a lifetimeNirmala Ramaswamy

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At first glance, the job of a housewife seems rather dull. Cooking, cleaning, looking after children – nothing compared to, say, optical surgery or lion training. But housewifery certainly isn’t all it appears to be, as proved by Idlis to i… more

idlis to iPads: Tales of a lifetime
Nirmala Ramaswamy
Nirmala Publications , English
Would You Rather be BORING o... - Lisa Kaplan
 

Would You Rather be BORING o...Lisa Kaplan

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This book is a collection of humorous vignettes that deals with universal experiences we’ve all shared, but they’re viewed through a quirky prism that will make you laugh at the absurdities of life. Everyone’s seen the effects of plumbing … more

Would You Rather be BORING or WEIRD?
Lisa Kaplan
Lisa Kaplan , English