When a plumber in the little town of Ditchmud, Missouri read that New York City had sex clubs, he and his buddies decided that they needed one, too. Surely the hard-working men of Ditchmud could be as sophisticated as New York City metrosexuals. Finding a clubhouse was a problem that they soon solved. Convincing their wives and girlfriends to join the club was a far more difficult obstacle. But neither outright refusals nor threats of divorce would discourage the seven horny men because they were certain that, if they could establish the club, they would soon have all the sex they wanted.