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Much Married Bride Corrects Bishop during Wedding Ceremony

For her fifth trip down the aisle, Prissy Poulet is more interested in the groom’s ass than his assets. Stinky has to wade through a confusing collection of documents to fashion a prenuptial agreement for the “People’s Princess” of the arts, but he gets to go to the year’s most anticipated wedding and reception. Prissy is French by prior marriage and if Cher could “Turn Back Time” and perform one of her popular “final” concerts in the legendary Moulin Rouge, it might be something like the reception. Don’t believe me? Stinky has photos.

Reader discretion warning: The “house cocktails” at the event are more like “house of ill repute cocktails.” The beverages described are real, but their names are very, very nasty. One of the wedding guests has a colorful past, colorful hair and a colorful tongue. She uses a lot of blue language. On the plus side she’s kind to Eddie and affectionate. Voulez-vous continuer à lire avec moi, ce soir?

About Stinky Stories

Stinky and Eddie appear in almost eighty comic short stories in the #1 bestselling Amazon series. Stinky is chatty and insouciant, and while Eddie may not say as much, when something needs to be done, he’s already doing it. They’re as close as Brooklyn and Queens and as unlikely to separate.

Stinky doesn’t go looking for trouble, but he can’t hide from it. It’s part of the “best looking man on the planet” package. His work and family connections tie him to all the city’s civic leaders and the crazier their ideas, the more likely they are to ask Stinky for help. In this story we learn how Stinky helps a rich widow with her wedding plans and in another story she helps Stinky’s cousin with his. Weddings can be difficult for more than the bride and groom, and while Stinky and Eddie would like to live quietly, it never happens.

Stinky and Eddie are supported by a collection of outrageous guest stars and an ever expanding cast of relatives. The stories are witty and literate and readers don’t have to leave their brains in a jar to enjoy them. Whether it’s a flat-out farce, bedroom comedy, sexy romp, sly satire or screwball family intrigue, you’re never far from a happy ending in every Stinky story. Isn’t that what we really need these days?

If you’re curious about Stinky and Eddie’s other humorous adventures, go to www.stinkyandeddie.com for quotes of the week, frequently asked questions, publication information and news of our boys’ dealings.

Information about Peter Grant’s published works, Stinky or otherwise is on his Amazon author page:

https://amazon.com/author/grantpeter

For more information about talented cover artist and filmmaker Waylon Bacon:

www.waylonbacon.com

Related stories are listed at the end for further reading.