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Ain’t No Valley Low Enough for Inappropriate Art

Stinky has the choice of losing his career or Eddie’s esteem when he's charged with awarding a prize to the “Most Inappropriate” entry at a local arts festival. Poor Stinky discovers that when an artist goes off his meds, there is no limit where tastelessness is concerned. Will he save his career and walk past a tent brimming with the most inappropriate canvases ever to be touched by a brush? If he saves his career can he save Eddie’s esteem? Would Beethoven really do something that nasty with his ear trumpet? Read on.

Special bonus story: “‘Tis the Season to be Stinky”

Will Stinky ever learn to stick to Diet Coke when attentive servers hover near his bent elbow? Not in this short, short tale. A crowded holiday brawl isn’t much fun when the boys are targeted by belles wanting to be jingled. Hideous Christmas sweaters and mangled carols ensue to Eddie’s dismay.

About Stinky Stories

Stinky and Eddie appear in almost eighty comic short stories in the #1 bestselling Amazon series. Stinky is chatty and insouciant, and while Eddie may not say as much, when something needs to be done, he’s already doing it. They’re as close as Brooklyn and Queens and as unlikely to separate.

Stinky doesn’t go looking for trouble, but he can’t hide from it. It’s part of the “best looking man on the planet” package. His work and family connections tie him to all the city’s civic leaders and the crazier their ideas, the more likely they are to ask Stinky for help. Prissy, the donor of the “Most Inappropriate” award returns when she needs a prenup before her fifth walk down the aisle, when she wants to unload an unhappy member of an all-female quartet. Stinky and Eddie would like to live quietly, but lucky for us that never happens.

Stinky and Eddie are supported by a collection of outrageous guest stars and an ever expanding cast of relatives. The stories are witty and literate and readers don’t have to leave their brains in a jar to enjoy them. Whether it’s a flat-out farce, bedroom comedy, sexy romp, sly satire or screwball family intrigue, you’re never far from a happy ending in every Stinky story. Isn’t that what we really need these days?

If you’re curious about Stinky and Eddie’s other humorous adventures, go to www.stinkyandeddie.com for quotes of the week, frequently asked questions, publication information and news of our boys’ dealings.

Information about Peter Grant’s published works, Stinky or otherwise is on his Amazon author page:

https://amazon.com/author/grantpeter

For more information about talented cover artist and filmmaker Waylon Bacon:

www.waylonbacon.com

Related stories are listed at the end for further reading.