Warning: this story contains gratuitous descriptions of ice cream. Proceed with caution and BYOS (Bring Your Own Spoon).
Meet Jason: twentysomething caterer, bonafide slut, and hater of processed foods—especially Mr. Melty Ice Cream.
Enter Audrey: middle aged divorcee, struggling mom, and romantic commitmentphobe—but curious about the sexy caterer in town, Jason.
Is this the hottest thing to happen since the cone met a scoop of vanilla?
There's just one problem: Max, the owner of Mr. Melty Ice Cream and Audrey's ex-husband. And the man who's still in love with her.
Screwing Mr. Melty is a serialized work of fiction told in a four-episode season. This is episode one.