Dear lovers of the universe,Do you know how to turn your mate on? Seriously, ask yourself that question. And please don’t reply with a yes, but haven’t had sex with your significant other since early 2013. In my humble opinion, to keep your romance afloat, you should not go longer than 3 to 4 weeks without having sex. And yes, 3-4 weeks is the maximum time allowed!So how in the world can you keep your sex life that active, especially when you both are past the honeymoon phase of the relationship? Two words: Dirty talk. In case you were born in the Stone Age, dirty talk is when you say seductive words or phrases to your lover in order to induce sexual arousal. When utilized correctly, these words or phrases produce a sensation mentally that will lead your lover to want to give you physical stimulation. By the way, the top rule of dirty talk is this: It is not what you say, but how you say it. This rule is really important if you are a man reading this. For example, if you say “Let’s make love” like Peewee Herman, you will get laughed at. But if you say “Let’s make love” like Barry White, then your woman’s panties are guaranteed to disappear. Your voice doesn’t have to be deep like Barry’s to get the job done. It is all about using your voice in a low, smooth tone to make her feel it fellas! The same goes for you ladies. You can’t sound like Roseanne and expect your man to find you sexually irresistible. Your voice should have a low, sweet tone kind of like a female R & B singer (e.g. Alicia Keys).Whether you are a man or woman, this guide is about to give you the lowdown on to dirty talk your way into some great sex or at least set the stage for it when you both aren’t together at that moment. With that said, this guide will breakdown scenarios that will describe how men and women can utilize dirty talk to their benefit. By the way, XXX-rated, freaky themes, words, and phrases will be discussed so if you are a nun, please exit the guide (but I know you’re secretly a freak so stay). Without further ado, let’s talk dirty!
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