"I like anything you do," she moaned. "Use me..."
It's been six weeks since I last saw the little brat, and I couldn't be happier. However, when she shows up in my house unannounced, I waste no time showing her exactly what happens to intruders. After all, a man's home is his castle, and I am not always a fair and just king.
Unfortunately, Amazon won't let me tell you what it is I do to intruders. You'll have to click "Look Inside" to read more!