This book is a classic collection of funnyone-liners and witty sayings. Sit back and enjoy what these great comedic minds have had to say about life, love,and happiness."A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."~Emo Phillips"I read about the evils of drinking, so I gave up reading." ~Henny Youngman"Is it weird in here, or is it just me?"~Steven Wright"Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?"~Billy Connolly"From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it."~Groucho Marx