Journey through The Shorts of an Undergraduate and you might find a sad story, a happy story, a funny story, probably not a scary story though, yeah, no scary stories in these Shorts. These are the Shorts of an Undergraduate English student from the University of Wisconsin-River Falls, which just so happen to be worn indoors, because it's cold here in Wisconsin. What came of the winter thaw of 2014? I haven’t the slightest idea, the freeze of 2013-2014 has only just begun.