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Sex is funny! Get ready for the most underrated and never before published essential dating stories and tips from A. Freeman
like…where to leave the condom?

…. there are always those lazy ones that want you spray your seed into the condom. It is kind of gross and re-tarted to come in a bag. Reminds me a bit of coming on one’s self. A half-hearted ejaculate, that fly’s nowhere and is hampered in both force and direction. I hate it. Give me a girl that swallows or spits any day over these girls so terrified of flying jizz they want the supreme action to take place in a cling wrapped sanitary bag. It isn’t going to burn through your breasts or skin.

Anyway if a bag is a must for the final event and you my girl are not going to be on my speed dial anytime soon. So when doing the dunny dash to flush the offending rolled off gooey condom to supposedly hurl it in the porcelain dunny bowl, resist the urge. Find somewhere more astounding to put it and let your inner prankster have some fun. If you are at her home these are a few of my favorites..
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•Tucked into a pair of her socks
•Stretch it over a cute teddy bears head and then toss it under her bed
•Inside her foundation or cosmetic case
•On top of the fridge
•Over a coat hanger in the back of a closet
•At the rear of a freezer
•Inside her pillow case…

Read on with true stories and tested tips to getting you scoring more with a smile on your face.

Big Girl and Coffee Cup Sex
Fucking the Dumb Chick
Mates Missus
Jasmines’ Lesbian Confession
10 Quick Pick up Lines
Kelly You Can Talk while giving head, CAUSE I’M NOT LISTENING
Hang on for Bronco, Phone tricks and hiding the condom.
Swift Break UP
Lisa Ann Anal Wait
Wrap your legs around that
Real Men

If you don’t smile, laugh and learn - hit the refund button and put your dress back on, what have you got to lose? Check it out!

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