Confederate soldier Homer Lusta returns to Earth 150 years after the War Between the States or Homer's War of Northern Aggression. He invites Old Bob to write his side of the story. Homer's adaptation is reasonably accurate and loaded with "Homer humor" as he recalls his endeavors to save the South and protect underage brother, Lack, who illicitly sneaked onto the battlefield. The boys are deceived by Rebel deserters into thinking the War is over. They join the renegades, but right this wrong by informing Rebel officers. Now heroes, the boys go home to accolades few could ever imagine.