Here are 100 reasons to make you smile. A collection of jokes, one liners and witty comments that you can use on your friends or on dating sites.They are clean jokes, with a trickle of tongue in cheek humour that will only offend the most sensitive natured person. Most are outright jokes, whereas others will make you smile and think at the same time. My dad loved revolving doors, but he turned his back on me. God loves idiots, so smile when you look in the mirror. Hi, I’m Mr Right, or as the ladies call me, Mr "ohh he'll do." I picked up my phone and said; “Is this line bugged?” and a voice answered “no”.