Lendle

"I love to eat a lettuce for breakfast. They call me bunny."

Ten men. One city. Lots of trouble

The Pimp is getting married next week, to the woman of his dreams. It's up to his best friend, Jesus, to arrange one last party to send him off into the world of adulthood. The thing is, Jesus doesn't do things in half measures, nor do eight of their good friends, including Superman, Big Poppa Smurf, and Hitler, who intend to drink, snort and shag their way through the party of a lifetime.


When a fight breaks out and the gang are forced to separate, every single one of these boys will embark upon their own adventure of self discovery, and it's no longer a case of when the Pimp makes it back alive, it's if.


Cringe as you read about Beetlejuice and his awful gambling luck, see how The Incredible Hulk deals with shocking discovery, and cross your legs at Jesus and his very sore genitals.


The Banjo String will snap my friends, but the band are intent on playing on.


This book is the vomit inducing, laugh-out-loud standalone prequel, of sorts, to Ryan Bracha's number one best selling Strangers are Just Friends You Haven't Killed Yet and Tomorrow's Chip Paper.

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"If you have any sensitivity at all to plenty of strong language and situations then this is not the book for you..."

"Nothing short of brilliant..."

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"Vulgar, misogynistic, macho, drug fuelled, hilarious, toe curling..."

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