"When Dylan Dillion is called upon to read a poem in class he thinks it will be easy. After all, he's the Class Clown and he always loves attention--Oops, sometimes things don't quite work out as planned. A variation of this short story appeared in a collection some years ago called TRIPPING OVER THE LUNCH LADY and it also is a chapter in Terry Trueman's upcoming quasi-autobiography M.C. IDOL, THE FUNNIEST KID IN THE WORLD."