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Three Horror Classics Ruined - D G Jones

Three Horror Classics Ruined

D G Jones
Amazon Digital Services LLC , English
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Alien, The Thing, The Fly. Three of the greatest horror movies ever made. Have nothing to do with this mini book. Well, maybe a bit. But it’s for a good cause; all profits made from the sale of this book are going to charity.Once again loose upon the Earth, award winning anarchic horror writer D G Jones, the Flayed Prince himself, returns with an all new mini book of parodies. Something never before seen, except for that one he did a few years ago. Juvenile humour, repulsive jokes about bodily functions, and three horror scenarios that might seem more than just a little familiar…Three Horror Classics Ruined includes:A Lie in: The Nostradamus is plodding home and receives a strange alien signal leading to some rather unpleasant goings on for everyone involved …The Thong: The crew of an American research base suddenly find themselves under siege from a shape shifting monster and things get a bit sticky in the underpants…The Flea: A mad scientist, a dangerous experiment, and a small insect, what could possibly go wrong? Quite a lot actually… (Original transcript of the DVD commentary)Because in space, Man is the warmest place to be very afraid.“Having only ever written one parody before, this is relatively new territory for me. It was inspired by my friend and fellow writer Kitty Glitter whose work I adore, and it was a lot of fun to write. All the proceeds from Three Horror Classics Ruined are going to one of my favourite homelessness charities, so please enjoy and huge thanks for your support.” D G Jones 10/04/13Website: www.theflayedprince.co.ukFor info email: theflayedprince@yahoo.co.ukFollow on Twitter: @theflayedprinceFacebook: Dave Theflayedprince

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