Terrible Advice is the perfect book for the loser with no friends, self-esteem, or will power to continue living. So, in other words, this book is perfect for you. This book will give you all the advice your tiny brain can handle on topics ranging from falling in love, becoming president, and buying a black market helper monkey. The advice contained within this book is guaranteed to work or your money back. Wait. I take that back. There will be no money back guarantee. If you don’t like it, just email me and voice your displeasure. Make sure you send it to yourself as well. I want you to see what an unbearable busybody you are. Long story short, buy the damn book and keep your opinions to yourself, jerk.