This is the story of Ashtara, a simple tree who wants nothing more than a quiet life with his girl. He ends up embroiled in intergalactic politics, science and art, while becoming God and developing twenty-five human personalities. Like all good romances, the story ends happily - with his sweetheart bashing a foe's head against a wall.It's a hard-boiled epic science-fiction male-harem horticultural manual. Or maybe it's the postmodern, meta-critical erotic diary of multiple-personality Pinocchio. Or perhaps it's a simple love story - heiress to planetary empire meets tree, and they mature together through life's difficulties and challenges - such as telepathic terrorists and a genetically engineered root rot attack. It's witty, it's smutty, it's tragic and it's thought-provoking, and it's probably not much like anything you've read before. Best of all, it has motivational posters.Contains adult situations, non-normative sexual practices, raw language, and too much plot to make for hot erotica. Sorry about that.
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