All of his life, Elliot Bagel dreamed of becoming a hero to the masses, bringing hope to London's destitute by stealing the garments of the wealthy and delivering them to the poor to wear or sell for food if they so chose. The hero he becomes is Pear Danube, the least known vigilante in all of British history! Along with his faithful companion Poopy, his good steed Muffin, and a quite nice Italian rapier, Pear Danube wreaks havoc upon the wealthy citizens of Cromwell's London, rendering them naked. In doing so, he irks the rage of the evil fashion designer Horatio Thin, who vows to bring the thief to justice. Thrill as Pear Danube confronts his very first nemesis! Gasp as he attempts to not fall from a roof! Swoon as he comes oh so close to having a romantic encounter! The saga of Pear Danube begins here...
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