Journey to the Grand Canyon and backwoods Kentucky all blended with the charismatic sarcasm that defines the written stylings of Kula."...the idea that I would have to work in close proximity to these people for the next few months was enough to make me want to bathe with a toaster..."Explore spiteful coffee makers, verbal rapings, an experience described as inviting a Trojan hottie into the midst of inexplicable homeliness, and the drudge of the workplace...to which we can all relate."...it just slipped out...and just like that I came crashing back to reality, my altruism forever cancelled out by the force of my unfortunate personality and inability to control my mouth..."In "Much Too Pretty for Prison" Kula takes you on the random exploration of his comical and dismal experiences alike, ranging from his desire for an electronics store to carry groceries to being sexually harassed by a homeless person. Chances are, if it sounds too weird to be true, it probably happend to him and its definitely worth reading about!
Solve a murder, save her mother, and stop the apocalypse? No problem. She has a foul-mouthed troll on her side. For Austin homicide detective Leira Berens, happy is running down bad guys and solving crimes. And she’s damn good at it. Which is why when the Light Elf prince is murdered, the king breaks a centuries old treaty and crosses between worlds to seek her help. Wait a min...
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