A collection of senseless ramblings about finding love at a rabies clinic, student drivers, talking alarm clocks, coffee crystal werewolves and blended families. Life in a small town can be a little bit of hell and an awful lot of heaven, especially if you happen to be lucky enough to belong to a family who doesn't have a firm grasp on reality.
Lost in My Hometown is a collection of essays that explore these subjects and the remote possibility that the author may just be a figment of his own imagination.