Man if I had a nickel for every time, I’d have 20 on the dollar! You’re not winning because you LACK DISCIPLINE!
These tips won’t guarantee you the rake—you’ve got to apply the principles, man! How else do you expect to build the fort? These tips will help you improve your game, if you can actually stick to your guns and hack the hide! Poker’s all about the high-low and always remember to FOLD FOLD FOLD! No harm in that, mon frere--amirite?
Texas Hold’em's a game of skill and chance, but if you can’t swing the long wait then you’re playing for fool’s gold--high and dry! Everybody gets lucky once in a while—but now’s your time to shine. If you know what you’re doing, that is.
Learn these tips, commit them to practice, and understand the game better—then you’ll be making MORE MONEY AT POKER! It's only a couple bucks, so don't come whining to me cause you don't know how to make it happen! DO IT!
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