This ebook offers a large variety of some of the most amusing Facebook statuses from 2012. This includes a large variety of general status updates, as well as many that pertain to hot and trending topics of 2012.
Below is a sampling of Facebook status quotes taken from the book:
"Gambling addiction hotlines would be so much more effective if every 10th caller was a winner."
"Did Bruno Mars catch that grenade? Haven't heard from him in awhile..."
"I'm going to open a gym this new year and call it 'Resolutions.' For the first two weeks its a gym, for the rest of the year it becomes a bar."
"Kim Kardashian's marriage was shorter than the line of trick or treaters at Casey Anthony's house"
"Whenever I see a bruised apple at the market, I give it a soft hug and gently whisper, "Who did this to you?"
"What if Gangnam Style is actually just a giant rain dance, and we brought this hurricane on ourselves?"
"Lincoln is doing well in theaters. Historically this has not been true."
"Is it wrong to ask someone with an eye patch, "Was it all fun and games up to that point?"
"In my darker moments I despair over the injustices I will never be able to stop. Greed. Hunger. Plague. Here Comes Honey-boo-boo."
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