Laugh until you drop with hundreds of funny jokes, polite and saucy … extracted from a joke-bank that, after two decades of collecting, keeps on growing.
Plenty of one-liners ... “I must admit you brought religion into my life — I never believed in hell until I met you" ... “I'm not a complete idiot — some parts are missing” ... great for grabbing attention.
Most of the jokes, however, are quarter to half a page long. They have been reworked for oral delivery by an experienced editor and are great tools for getting the blag and banter going ... no matter where you are ... in a pub, at a party, or taking the stage during an evening on the town.
Volume Two is also full of George Bushisms ("I'm not part of the problem; I'm a Republican") ... alternative definitions of common words ("willy-nilly: impotent") ... daft headlines ("Panda Mating Fails; Vet Takes Over") ... weird sign-posts ("No trespassing without permission") ... and newly invented words (inoculatte: to take coffee intravenously).
So loosen up your bones with the Best Joke Book — Volume Two.
Remember ham and eggs may be just a day's work for a chicken, but it's a lifetime commitment for a pig. But don't worry; your world won't end tomorrow ... it's already tomorrow in Australia.
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