The Rock Bagger faith is a simple belief system that INTENSIFIES all religions and gives real meaning to governments everywhere at every level. "The Rock That Was Afraid To Swim, Part Three" is a completely different boulder from Parts One and Two, which describe Rocky the rock's fateful journey from Oak Tree after millenia of contemplation. Part Three delineates the Rocky plan for world peace and happiness. For the first time in human history the spirit of Rocky the rock provides a path that does not lead to the Ten-Foot Deep but instead to a simple and attainable solution to the major problems of humankind. The goal of the Rock Bagger faith is extreme world-wide humility, which can only be attained by comprehending at a shallow level the incurable nature of all human beings everywhere. By recognizing who we are, we will triumph together over our egotism, unrealistic expectations, hubris, meanness, and delusions of grandeur. Perhaps this last sentence will awake you to the epiphany that the Rock Bagger faith is not something to be ignored, but is a real panacea to the root cause of the world's problems. But such a miracle as Rocky ideas must be extremely difficult to embrace, you must be thinking. Wrong. Not at all. A Rock Bagger service can be easily appended to the beginning of any other religious service or government meeting, proving the true humility, commitment, and sincerity of the participants, confirming their credibility by their confession of human ancestry, and is no more difficult to learn than the Pledge of Allegiance.
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