Some time ago Brian went to school just like any other child. He would get up in the morning usually with great difficulty. He enjoyed being at school when he was there and he enjoyed not being at school when he wasn't there. Most of us go through school life from primary to secondary without causing a stir or causing others to remember us for anything more than taking part in a play or doing well in a sport or just being ourselves. Brian on the other hand was remembered by every teacher who had ever taught him. He was even remembered by teachers who have never ever met him such was his reputation. Don’t get me wrong, he wasn't always in trouble, doing things he shouldn't do. It was just that when strange things happened, Brian was always there. When strange things didn’t happen, Brian was never there. Strange events and Brian seemed to go together. This collection of extraordinary and funny stories depicts events in Brian’s life when he was at Primary School and can be read in any order. I hope your time at Primary School is, or was, a little calmer!
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