‘Have you noticed the exemplary work being done by some of our scientists and around the world these days?’
‘Do you mean the great advances in curing cancer and other diseases?’
‘No, I am not referring to cancer research or cure for baldness. I am talking about the other kinds of spectacular discoveries by our modern experts and scientists.’
‘What spectacular discoveries are you talking about?’
‘Scan any general newspaper or website and you will find an article about such glorious research every second day.’
‘What glorious research are they? What are they discovering?’
‘Well, I am not going to reveal them easily. But you never would have guessed that a meticulous research was required to unravel those earth shattering truths at the cost of taxpayers money.’
‘Come on! Tell me what those discoveries are.’
‘Well, since you insist I will reveal them. But don’t tell anyone, okay?’
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