"Reads like Douglas Adams on magic mushrooms."
--Jonathan Maberry, New York Times Bestselling Author of Patient Zero
Barn Burner Books is proud to present: Alien Death Rays and Other Unavoidable Hazards.
Zombies, cybernetically enhanced werewolves, and alien invasions are just some of the stories that make up Timothy W. Long's first short story collection. Enjoy 11 tales and over 200 pages of apocalyptic mayhem--just bring a barf bag and possibly a strong constitution.
Contents:
The Book of Dan
Let Loose the Wolves of War
Always Bet on Bacon!
Shattered Sky
Anal Probes aren’t just for Breakfast Anymore
Last Rays Last Hope
The Time Traveling Chair
Fast Food Farts
The Lonely Stars
Your Rotted End
Shit You Won’t See On Oprah