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Ruin Your Life Now: How To Use T... - Dicklaus Pansy

Ruin Your Life Now: How To Use The Power of Affirmations To Destroy Your Life

Dicklaus Pansy
Numinosity Press Inc , English
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   RUIN YOUR LIFE NOW

Do you want to learn how to use the Law of Attraction to ruin your life and the lives of others?

Do you want to gain massive amounts of weight and develop a constellation of medical conditions in no time flat?

Do you want to alienate people and deepen your already wretched loneliness?

Do you want to be in debt up to your eyeballs and ruin your financial future?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, this book is exactly what you need. I will teach you everything you need to know about affirmations and to use them to ruin your life, often in as little as 30 days.

 

Here is what people are saying about my revolutionary life destroying affirmations

 

“ What can I say? My life is completely and utterly ruined using these affirmations , I've never been in more debt and alone than I am now”---Jason E NY

 

“ You really F-cking ruined my life, thanks a lot DICK” ---Sabrina S (My ex-girlfriend)

 

“Using your relationship affirmations I found a person who fulfills my every need to self sabotage, I deserve it, thank you” --- Eliza M. UK

 

“I have never smelled so badly in my life, thanks ” --- Jessie, C. VT

 

Ruining your life can be fast and easy and this book will show you how. Learn revolutionary affirmations that will awaken your self sabotaging inclinations and entrench them deeply into your subconscious mind for the rest of your life.

You too can experience the power of my affirmations; I promise, if you buy this book, you will soon be on the path to Total Self Destruction (or very close to it) in no time, often in 30 days or less.

Here is a sample of the affirmations you will learn:

  • I bring endless shame to my family.

  • When my mother first laid her eyes on me, she lost her mind.

  • My family does not know what is more haunting, my presence or a poltergeist.

  • I have a horrible job with horrible pay. I do a horrible service in a horrible way.

  • Coastlines recede as I approach them.

  • My waistline can be measured in Yards.

  • When I fall, I leave behind a crater.

  • My appearance encourages the terrified screams of young children.

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