Once there was a Desperate Health Nut who wanted to run away and find the Perfect Diet. So she said to the Nutrition Scientist, “I am going to run away and find the Perfect Diet.”
The Desperate Health Nut has one burning passion: to discover the truth about good nutrition. But whether she opts to explore a raw food diet, or jump into the world of the Paleo diet foods, her nemesis, the Nutrition Scientist, is there at every turn, confounding her every move to try to eat healthy.
If you are fed up with all the constant contradictions of health and nutrition research…if you are like me and have searched for years in vain for the Perfect Diet…if you are tired of all the holier-than-thou people who claim that their diet is more superior than any other…this parody is for you!
Based on Margaret Wise Brown’s classic children’s story, “The Runaway Bunny”, this humorous article will lead you to the truth about good nutrition: that when you put all the food-related studies side by side, it disappears into a black hole. [ARTICLE: 2,155 words]
Emily Josephine has been studying, teaching and writing on the subject of natural health and nutrition since the late 1990s. A health nut and a homesteader, she can be found, at various times, harvesting fresh produce from her garden, managing the household finances, making fresh milk kefir, and homeschooling her son. Her passion is to help others create the most healthy, fulfilling life possible, despite the loud, obnoxious clamor continually coming forth from the nutrition research world.
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