Suffering from a bad case of motherhood? If you’re a child-rearing, errand-running, house-cleaning, utterly exhausted—not to mention, sexually frustrated—mom, or happen to know one, then it might be time to re-learn your ABC’s. From the bestselling author of Girls Don’t Poop and Turds in the Punch Bowl comes this hilariously entertaining, and brutally honest, picture book parody. Not intended for children. This is a children’s book for adults… and adult children. Unlike other alphabet books, this one contains no lovable characters or rhyming verses, and it most certainly does not reinforce children’s’ self esteem. In fact, your children may be scarred for life if you read this to them.
Sienna has a bit of a problem. She’s a vampire by day and human by night. And it’s just as confusing as it sounds. Does the Daywalker have what it takes to take down some of the world’s most feared and powerful vampires? Get this complete series boxed set to find out! --- What do you call a vampire by day, a human by night? Confused? That makes two of us! Sunlight is a little p...
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