These jokes are downright funny.
These are my
all-time favorite jokes. I have collected jokes from Russia, Israel,
USA, Europe, South America, and other countries. Having a good fun and telling
good jokes, is my family's tradition. The laughter is the best treatment in
life. I love to laugh, and I love to make people laugh. I have lived in Europe,
Middle East and The United States. I'm bringing you 29 jokes from those three
continents. These are not one-liner jokes. These are the jokes that you can use
with your family friends, at the office parties, gatherings, etc. Have a good
laughing in your life.
Blond TV:
A blond came into
the Best Buy store and approached the nearest salesman. After she had greeted
him, she said: "I want to buy this TV on the bottom shelf".
The salesman
replied: "You are a stupid blond; I don't want to help you."
The blond got quite
upset and stormed out of the store. The next day, she came back to the same
store and approached another salesperson. Again, she pointed to the product and
expressed her interest to get it.
The salesman looked
at her in amazement. He didn't say anything and walked away.
Now the blond got
extremely upset, and started crying. She approached the nearest floor manager
and sobbingly asked him: "why nobody wants to sell me this TV?"
The manager looked
at her briefly and said in a quiet and calm voice: "Ma'am, this is a
microwave department"...
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