Imagine yourself reading humorous books by Mark Twain, Jerome K. Jerome, Ambrose Bierce, or O. Henry. Well, this is not it, exactly. However, this is as close as it gets for modern humor books. Here you will find a collection of funny stories that are based on the following idea:★WHEN YOU EXCLUDE THE IMPROBABLE, WHATEVER IS LEFT, IS NOT AS HILARIOUS.★The stories cover diverse and socially-relevant subjects such as: chocolate guns, midget assassins, spell-checkers in space, romantic Frenchmen with a taste for pizza-delivery girls, and, of course, the use of invisible bricks as weapons of mass destruction."Funny stories that are truly heartwarming in their humor." -Dennis Waller, Top 500 Reviewer, Amazon.com"Whether you simply enjoy the stories for the absurd or whether you appreciate the thoughts behind them, the stories are funny either way and pleasant reading material." -Christoph Fischer, Top 1000 Reviewer, Amazon.comP.S. If you've had the perseverance to read the above self-serving nonsense that is designed to make you buy this book all the way up to this point, consider me duly impressed--you are a saint. We should do lunch sometime.