Imagine yourself reading humorous stories by Mark Twain, Jerome K. Jerome, Ambrose Bierce, or O. Henry. Or watching Blackadder and Dick Van Dyke make funny jokes. Well, this is not it, exactly. However, this is as close as it gets for a modern humor book.Here you'll find a collection of funny stories. While designed to be the funniest book for years to come, this turned out to be merely hilarious, with a few funny jokes and humorous punchlines. The humor in this book comes from the dialog and interaction between characters and is based on the following idea:★WHEN YOU EXCLUDE ANYTHING THAT IS IMPROBABLE, WHATEVER IS LEFT, IS NOT AS HILARIOUS.★What this is not: intellectual humor, political satire, or a humorous book that makes you think. This is simply a "laugh out loud" entertainment, as silly as it gets. If and when you have a few minutes to kill and need a laugh, that's when reading this self-proclaimed "humor book" comes in handy. ✔ Car theft by the seemingly unstoppable Unicorns has become rampant. Protect your vehicle from these paranormally despicable evildoers by reading this easy How-To guide.✔ The CIA secret agent is trying to infiltrate the infamous KGB. Would the spy succeed in becoming a double agent or would his mission sidetrack into a more ridiculously gripping "danger zone"?✔ Any touching love poem translated verbatim from medieval French is laugh out loud hilarious to a modern reader. The Eye is a Window to the Soul is doubly so.✔ An enthusiastic pitbull with an unstoppable zest for life makes a new friend. Would he listen to his wise girlfriend who wants to keep him grounded or would he go where no dog has gone before?...and more!➨ Oleg Medvedkov is funny, no, Oleg Medvedkov spins tales of uncovering the wildest forms of human behavior - that sound strangely plausible. And that is one reason he is so hilarious - his insanities skip past us every day. Oleg just notices them for what they are. -Grady Harp, Top 50 Reviewer, Hall of Fame Reviewer➨ Humorous stories that are delivered in a fast-paced madcap style that never slowed down. -J. Chambers, Top 50 Reviewer➨ The pages flew by. -Dennis Littrell, Top 500 Reviewer, Hall of Fame ReviewerP.S. If you've had the perseverance to read the above self-serving nonsense that is designed to make you buy this book all the way up to this point, consider me duly impressed - you are a saint. We should do lunch sometime.
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