People generally think of Old folks homes as places for seniors waiting to die. Not the one in this story. The main character in the home is Paddy the Irishman who is 90years old. He conveniently finds a supply of Viagra just as a new resident enters the home; a French lady who is as ugly as sin, and still works as a prostitute in order to pay the rent. She is 80 years old and dresses like a teenager. She also has high blood pressure, asthma, cataracts, arthritis, hot flashes, toe fungus, and dizzy spells, to name just a few, but it doesn’t stop her from plying her trade. She has false teeth, but she doesn’t wear them to work, much to Paddy’s delight. What unfolds is a comedy of bizarre predicaments as an overdose of Viagra turns Paddy into a sex starved leprechaun who has a heart attack and dies on the job. This creates problems for the undertakers at the funeral because they can’t close the lid of the coffin.
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