One reporters on the ground view of the republican march to a 2012 nomination for a presidential candidate. You have a Satan worshiping animal killer and a stoned governor who can't seem to find a stiff drink. Then there is a congressman kept alive with a drink made up of Viagra, cough syrup and Meth. A hypocritical former house speaker who survives solely on a diet of twinkies and graft and of course a magic underwear wearing mormon robot and you have the best mix possible for a nominating process that can only spin hilariously out of control.