Ejaculating from one of the most unique minds in the twenty first century comes Dave Malarkey, an all new mini collection of short stories by award winning author D G Jones, aka The Flayed Prince.
For those who have never tasted Dave-ism (a fusion of anarchist/occult/horror sometimes served with a side of humour), this is the perfect starter, offering a delicious banquet of masturbation, necrophilia, hideous monstrosities and for some reason, the inclusion of a red plastic dog. This buffet however, is not for the faint of heart.
Dave Malarkey Contains:
Miss Wiggles- A story of internet pornography, soiled tissues and consequences.
Ypres- The hidden horrors of war that stalk the battlefield.
Ode to Lydia- A mournful ode to Lydia and untimely chainsaw related death.
Duplicity Red- For the love of a demoness, one man knows no limits.
Bongo Woggle- A short tale concerning Bongo Woggle and his red plastic dog, Sqwelch.
The House on Lincoln Street- The house beside the graveyard has a new, very different resident.
Sample from The Oddball Express- Chapter 4. Meet Woody, a real vampire who can only be described as repulsive.
Fictional Reviewer Samantha Gangrene: “The work of D G Jones, The Flayed Prince, is better than sex and if I was real I would shag him in a heartbeat. His work is like finger painting with excrement, only forgetting to put the gloves on first.”
Dave Malarkey is one hundred per cent Dave, and one hundred percent strange, so why not treat yourself?
WARNING: Contains some explicit and potentially offensive material.
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