"Reality is what you make it." So said The Imagination of Millions. But Leonard didn't need books anymore. He knew the secret. He would reprogram himself, one day at a time, even if it killed him. "You are a prince among beggars," he told himself. "So handsome and slim!"
He was the perfect warrior.
A novel about nothing. And everything.
MACHINE WASH WARM TUMBLE DRY is the tale of a sex-starved nerd named Leonard and his struggle to become one of the greatest warriors of all time. Armed with his positive affirmations, self-help books, and with the aid of a celebrity Indian New Age guru, Leonard knows he can crush all who oppose him, though in reality he’s just another miserable office drone trapped working 9-to-5.
A funny and raw social commentary on loneliness, consumerism and contemporary culture not for the easily offended!
Language, adult themes and situations.