"IS YOUR FORMER SPOUSE AN IDIOT?
While the characters and events in this book are fictitious, most people will point to at least one story and say, ""That happened to me"" or ""That's my former spouse.""
WHY BUY THE BOOK?
Here are some sample lessons that the divorced idiot can learn:
Practice makes perfect. A secondary
lesson being that a dead ex-spouse limits
your liability.
Don't just infect your former spouse;
infect a whole population.
Deny everything and then make
counter-allegations.
While the marriage may be over, the
divorce will never be over until death.
When you don't feel inclined to discuss
religion and politics with your future
spouse, then a divorce may turn your
head, especially if your former spouse
is into Voodoo.
A rumor has to contain just enough truth
to be believable.
Never miss the opportunity to bury the
hatchet.
Dating your soon-to-be former spouse's
attorney ensures a speedy trial.
If your former spouse is an idiot, then this book will hopefully provide some insight into the making of a divorced idiot and in the process provide some laughter."
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