Whoever said life was normal had no idea what my household is like. So much for the ho-hum life one would expect to have. Instead, life here is one big roller coaster ride. And I don't like roller coasters. They're full of ups and downs, twists and turns, unexpected changes in direction. Yeah, that sounds like life here.On any given day, you'll find Chaos. No matter what we do or where we go, it follows us. I'll introduce you to my cousin, Murphy. He's really good at showing up and giving us a run for our money. He visits my friends. He visits my work. And when he's here, life has drama, intrigue and hilarity.Welcome to my world. Let me share with you some of the misadventures I've had over the years. I'm sure you've had some, too. But really, who would believe an electric oven can actually have flames. I've washed my phone's 'mouth' out with soap because I didn't like what it was saying. I've glued cotton candy to my fingers. I've made bullet proof food. All I have to say is, "If this is normal, I don't want to see crazy."
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