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From Mike Alvear, The Co-Host Of HBO'S International Hit TV Series, The Sex Inspectors… A Collection Of Witty, Flirty Pre-Written Texts You Can Send To That Beautiful Girl You Just Met. Can't think of anything creative to text the girl you want to date or hook up with?Try one of the witty texts hand-picked by Mike's team of writers and researchers. Classified by 19 dating circumstances, there are no cliches, lame poems or cheesy pickup lines. These are real texts we've tested on girls. Here’s an example of sending a clever, flirty text: You: STOP.Her: Stop what?You: Stop thinking about me. See, you’re doing it…right now.Use our flirty texts for other situations, too. Let's say you want to keep the text thread going. Here’s a question you can send that’ll make you look fun and interesting:You: Tell me three things about you, two of them true. I’ll pick out the lie.Let’s say you want to be ‘cocky funny’:>You: (send a blank text)Her: Why did you send me a blank text?You: Babe, you don’t have to come up with excuses to talk to me.Now, let’s say there’s major chemistry between you. Try this:You: I could drink a case of you and still be on my feet.With Smart Phone Seduction you'll never write another boring text again! And because our texts are categorized by 19 common dating situations you'll find the perfect texts for your particular situation:1. You Don’t Know How Interested They Are So You Want To Start Slow2. You Know They’re Interested So You Want To Be Flirty3. You want to make them laugh.4. Cool Ways Of Saying Hello After You’ve Texted a Couple of Times5. Cool Ways of Saying Goodbye6. Clever Questions That Make You More Interesting For Asking.7. You Want To Play Hard To Get (Cocky Funny)8. “Unclogger” Texts: Getting Her To Text You Back9. Clever Questions To Ask When You Don’t Know How To Start A New Thread10. You Want To Be Seen As Fun & Wacky11. You Want To Be Seen As A Partier12. Teasing: Taking The Hot Girl Down A Peg Or Two13. Insults: Mowing Down The Hot Girl14. You Want To Step It Up To A Phone Call15. Dirty Flirty: You’ve had sex16. Filthy Dirty: Texts That Would Scare Your Mom17. You’re falling in love18. You screwed up19. Fun PhrasesSmart Phone Seduction Helps You Impress The Girls Who Impressed You! Download It Today. Use It Tonight!Other Books By Mike Alvear: < Call Me! How To Get A Girl's Phone Number Without Getting Shot Down