Slithering from the deep dark underground, award winning anarchist writer D G Jones returns with a trio of mini books filled with his own brand of horror, humour and general piss taking. Often described as a writer who is highly disturbed, dangerously insane and that weird bloke who likes cats, these new collections contain some of his most amusing and disgusting tales. One minute cringing in horror, the next completely bemused or soiling themselves with laughter, the reader is treated to some of the best weird and wonderful fiction around. Recently reviewed as “having someone pulling out your entrails while telling you naff jokes from a Christmas Cracker”, this collection is a must for those seeking the strange, unusual and the downright silly.Volume two of The Dave Nonsense Trilogy, this volume contains the mildest stories...Follow Dave on Twitter @theflayedprince if he can figure out how to work it.(Warning please do not buy if easily offended and/or nauseated. These are mini books of short stories only, not full length novels).Collection Two.Stephen King’s Trousers (And More Dave Nonsense)Stephen King’s Trousers: a gang of thieves in the year 2153 have been contracted to steal the legendary trousers of a certain well known horror writer.My House Has A Ghost: Is it possible to win a battle of wits with a ghost? Especially when you’re a twenty three year old idiot?The Stonefish: The epic tragi-comedy of three words.The Chimes of Midnight: Our brave hero is obsessed with paperclips and telekinesis, which can only end badly.Rainbow Island: It’s said the entire population can fit on the Isle of Wight, but that doesn’t mean they can get along.
Solve a murder, save her mother, and stop the apocalypse? No problem. She has a foul-mouthed troll on her side. For Austin homicide detective Leira Berens, happy is running down bad guys and solving crimes. And she’s damn good at it. Which is why when the Light Elf prince is murdered, the king breaks a centuries old treaty and crosses between worlds to seek her help. Wait a min...
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