Slithering from the deep dark underground, award winning anarchist writer D G Jones returns with a trio of mini books filled with his own brand of horror, humour and general piss taking. Often described as a writer who is highly disturbed, dangerously insane and that weird bloke who likes cats, these new collections contain some of his most amusing and disgusting tales. One minute cringing in horror, the next completely bemused or soiling themselves with laughter, the reader is treated to some of the best weird and wonderful fiction around. Recently reviewed as “having someone pulling out your entrails while telling you naff jokes from a Christmas Cracker”, this collection is a must for those seeking the strange, unusual and the downright silly.Volume one of The Dave Nonsense Trilogy, this volume contains the disturbing stories...Follow Dave on Twitter @theflayedprince if he can figure out how to work it.(Warning please do not buy if easily offended and/or nauseated. These are mini books of short stories only, not full length novels).Collection one.Lovecraft’s Chip Shop (And Other Dave Nonsense)Lovecraft’s Chip Shop: Something hideous is stalking the streets of the decayed seaside town of Ramble-on-Sea, and all the clues point to the owner of the chip shop.Wet: Masturbation on a whole different level.Deconstruction: Robert suffers from alien brain syndrome and is determined to fix it one way or another after it embarrasses him for the last time.The Magic Binoculars: The award winning short story concerning a pair of colourful binoculars with magical and dangerous powers.Squirm: Critique of married life or grotesque necrophiliac romp? And what does the ending actually mean?