Charlie has never taken Brenda on a cruise before but this is a special occasion, after all. And no one could argue that she didn't deserve it after twenty-five years of marriage. So, September 2007 sees them boarding their Stardust cruise liner in Palma, Majorca, for a west-to-east Mediterranean cruise - a heady mix of mainland and island destinations. Twelve days of clear, blue skies and all the holiday essentials: sun, sea, sand, sex and shopping!
Anticipating the ultimate experience, they see their mornings filled with exploring ashore and their afternoons with simply relaxing - long, lazy hours by the pool, a glass in hand and all's well with the world. What more could they possibly want? And, more to the point, what could possibly go wrong?
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