Forty single-spaced pages of mind-melting awesomeness! Here’s a rundown of what you’ll get for the low price of $0.00:
Three Flash/Short Stories:
1. Maricella – The story of how I dealt with the thieving whore who stole all the toilet paper.
2. The U.S.S. Ronald Macaque – Sometimes, there is no choice but to unleash the badgers.
3. Love with Connected Heads – The tragic plight of Siamese twins who are also star-crossed lovers.
Three Posts from Satan\'s Blog:
4. Seven More Deadly Sins – A How-To Guide for Getting to Hell ASAP
5. I\'ll Have the Marshmallow Fluff, Please
6. The Disciples Were Dirty Cannibals
7. Bonus - Chapter from the novel WHAT WOULD SATAN DO? – Chapter 36, in which Satan goes for a ride with El Jefe and several other members of the Militant Arm of the American Geriatrics Association.
8. Super Bonus - Prologue from the forthcoming novel, BJORN AGAIN – The story of how the Scandinavians, having grown tired of making ultra-safe cars and economical, flat-pack furniture, decide to return to their Viking roots of marauding, pillaging, and making plunder. Once again, it’s up to Satan to save the world.
9. Essay: Down at the Crossroads: On the Origin of Blues Music
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