Start reading in seconds with the free Kindle reading app for your computer or smartphone:http://www.amazon.com/gp/feature.html?docId=1000493771-----------------------------------"The True Story of the Killing of Oblama bin Llama" recalls those golden days when an alarmingly boisterous minority of the U.S. population convinced themselves that Middle Easterners had hijacked the Oval Office with a man planted in this country as a baby by a black Muslim Kenyan ne'er-do-well using a naive young hippy-dippy white girl as the delivery vehicle. When the same guy ordered the raid that finally killed the leader of al-Qaida, a chorus of heads exploding could be heard throughout the land, but thankfully there were no brains to clean up. I got right to work on this parody of the inevitable fantastic revisions that would come from this great nation's True Patriots.
Solve a murder, save her mother, and stop the apocalypse? No problem. She has a foul-mouthed troll on her side. For Austin homicide detective Leira Berens, happy is running down bad guys and solving crimes. And she’s damn good at it. Which is why when the Light Elf prince is murdered, the king breaks a centuries old treaty and crosses between worlds to seek her help. Wait a min...
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