This book tells the story about how I had a HUGE crush on Melanie, my math tutor. She was fifteen, and I was twelve, so she didn't want to be my girlfriend. Then one day I went to a mysterious garage sale and bought a gadget that changed my life forever. I didn't know that little electronic gizmo would also start an adventure that put both our lives in danger.
Have you ever been in love with someone, only to find out that they weren’t interested in you? Did that make you totally obsessed? Now imagine that you had one of these inventions:
THE BODY BUILDER: It’s like a Playstation Portable, only you can use it to change any part of your body to make it look the way you want it. You can change up to 2000 body parts at the same time!
THE INTERROGATRIX: It’s a little device like an Ipad, only it allows you to ask any question about the universe, and it gives you the correct answer in return! Anything! The only bad thing is that it doesn’t have a color screen (only green and black, sorry).
THE ROLEPLAYING RING: It allows you to leave your own body and enter somebody else’s mind, so you can know what she is thinking. It may even allow you to control her actions, if you get it to a high enough level…
THE LAST INVENTION: Sorry, I can’t tell you what this one does. It is TOP SECRET until you get to that part of the book.
THE KINDLESAMPLERCMONPEEPS: You already have this one right in your hands! It allows you to download a sample of any book and see if it’s well written or not, or fun to read. C’mon, try out the sample and see if you like my story. In the big sample, you get to read about the Body Builder, me, and Melanie (my obsession). Then if you like what you read the rest of the book is only 99 cents. You can learn about the coolest gadgets ever made, and find out if Melanie falls in love with me.
Also, there are no speling mistakes in the book. Well, at least I think there aren’t any. I hope you enjoy my story.
Your BFF,
Adrian
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