There are just as many uses for aliases as there are aliases themselves. People use aliases for dozens of reasons. They may fancy themselves rock stars with a stage name. They may be running from the law. Some may not care for the name they were given at birth and some folks using aliases may be just plain weird.
Picture this: it’s a slow day at home and the mail arrives. Since you’ve nothing better to do today, you decide to give the junk mail a serious going over. You find a credit card application, a book-of-the-month-club offer, a men’s magazine subscription, two telephone company long distance deals and a piece of mail belonging to someone else that got delivered to you by mistake.
Since you know you don’t want any of this junk, you decide to fill them all out and send them in just for the fun of it. Do you use your own name? Not unless you want to get a credit card, book, magazine, or telephone offers. The neighbor’s mail is just an added bonus. So you take all the applications and fill them out using one or more of the aliases listed below.
Some computer run company with no one to check for accuracy will eventually send out a platinum credit card to Allison Wonderland. Magazines will arrive for Joaquin D. Dog. AT&T will offer it’s dime-a-minute to someone named Russell Upsum. Hospitals will solicit funds from some guy named Lou Keemia. As for the neighbor’s mail, send it back with his own name on it and buy whatever they’re selling.
The list that follows contains 1001 aliases as well as their intended meaning. Go on, take your secretary to that cheap motel fifty miles out of town and sign in as Mr. and Mrs. Abel N. Willin. The desk clerk, an Irish fellow by the name of Upton O’Good, will show you to your room.
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